September 2010
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June 2010
1 post
They want to castrate you
The have convinced you that the smartest thing is to play it safe, to go to work every day like a good little citizen, to always pull over when the police tell you to, and to never ever question what your government is doing. Only the whack-jobs and the unpatriotic anarchists do otherwise. The pussification comes in the form of teaching that a life lived without risk is worth living. In other...
May 2010
1 post
April 2009
4 posts
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The People I Know Who Smoke Weed
Note: I realize that this is a rather simplistic take on the whole thing. I don’t go into statistics or great detail, but the subject doesn’t call for it. When faced with considering whether this pot-stuff is good or bad, it’s pretty open-and-shut. I have no problem with smoking if that’s what somebody wants to do, I am merely pointing out that like everything in life there are consequences. Also,...
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Pot-heads and their sandy vaginas
So earlier today I whipped out a post, somewhat poorly proofread, as are most of my posts, on problems I had with weed-smokers and smoking. People I have known personally, and extrapolating from my little group of acquaintances. It was not intended as flame-bait, the next one may be, but that one wasn’t. Unlike most of the stuff on the Internet these days, it was not pro-weed, and as such I...
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There are no simple jobs
There are no simple jobs, except to the people who don’t have to do them. Cooking, on the surface and without looking too closely, seems less complex than say, surgery, but when you are faced the the array of flavors, flavor-combinations, techniques, and individual tastes, you see that it’s really not. The stakes are slightly different, a surgeon might be dealing with somebody’s life, but the...
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Impractical Science
The truth is that for all the supposed advances in science and technology there is very little in the way of practical benefits to show for it. So yes, your MP3 player can hold every song you ever heard in your life, and we can watch movies that look pretty on our really thin flat-screen TVs, and we can heat up our frozen boneless buffalo wings in 2 minutes, but none of that is even remotely...
March 2009
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There is an upside to everything
Loneliness Loneliness when viewed on it’s own, without thinking about how other people are, is not a bad thing, especially when compared to the horrors of failed relationships, and the fact that most people are a waste of time. The loneliness experienced when surrounded by other people, is far worse that sitting at home in a quiet apartment with only your cat for company. Society pressures...
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The crack pipe of denial
You have all of these rules that don’t fit with the complexities of real life in the real world. Don’t smoke this. But why? Because we say it’s harmful. But the science doesn’t say that. Ok, here, go to jail, get raped for a few months and we’ll see what you say. You don’t hit your wife even though the crazy bitch once punched through a plate glass window and threatens to do it again about once a...
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How people react to new things
Fear The first thing they feel is fear. How do I handle this? How do I react? Usually they try really hard to pretend that nothing strange is happening, that this is all normal. They try to ignore the oddity. When first faced with it they dredge up the last thing they remember hearing or reading, and adopt that as a guideline. As things filter back, things heard long ago or seen on TV, or...
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Recipe for a compliant society
1. Domed cities This is less about aesthetics or about clean air than it is about control. You want a greenhouse, a place where you so completely control the citizenry that even what they breathe I not up to them anymore. 2. Crack pumped through the ventilation system This will keep everybody happy. Instead of a salary in currency you give them a crack high every few hours as an incentive to...
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Phallic football
You ever notice that football players look like penises? That rounded helmet and the body-protection that keeps them rigid. There is also the matter of tackling where the player launches, or thrusts, himself at a target, helmet first. I have noticed that they spit a lot on the sidelines too. Other issues here that are not found in other sports: The tight pants. Why? It’s like playing in a latex...
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Sex as a sport
Living in a Red-State or claiming a puritanical religion does not really indicate a lesser interest in sex, as the red-state obsession with adult material indicates. Clearly there is a market there that is in the closet and willing to indulge themselves only in private because sex has a negative stigma. I suppose that one way to make sex, and also porn, more publicly palatable would be to market...
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Death and denial
Do you realize how much denial you have to use to get through an average day without losing your mind? Every old person, every car-crash, every homeless lunatic, every news story about cancer you encounter is a reminder of your future: The fast savage death, the slow slide into decrepitude, the squalid slide into decrepitude, suffering and death and brutal kicks to the ego all the way. But none of...
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Who fights your wars?
What kind of people do you get to fight futile wars? Do you send smart people, or people who are ready to die in the service of any objective no matter how pointless? Do you actively recruit and send forth the people who would make life better or the people at home, or the ones we can all do without? Forget about Iraq or Bush or anything like that. Boil this down to the basic concept. You need a...
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Entertainment for bad people
Hey, Hollywood, how about some movies with unscrupulous people? Bad people need to be entertained too, you know. How about one where the bad guy wins, where the murderer outsmarts the detective? The whole perception of “right” as always winning, or as people who work for the government as always being right, it’s a little suffocating. A little tiresome. How much of the regular world can identify...
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Real Racism
Comedian Bill Burr says that “real racism is subtle”. And these days it is, due to a real life version of Godwin’s Law, where nobody wants to continue arguing the minute you bring the master race shit into it. The white hood stuff has been relegated to the backwoods and small-towns where nobody expects anybody else to make sense. It belongs to the Palin-lovers or the inner-city...
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Football with babies
In the future we will play football with babies, you know, to increase the stakes a little bit and make sure everybody “takes care of the ball”. Don’t worry, though, they will not be real babies, just clones. Clones will be the new black people by then. How it will work is that we will start out with robotic babies. Imitation babies. They will look real but not really be real, so that the...
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Why you don't want to catch flies, with or without...
This is the end-argument of people who like to appease, the why-can’t-we -all-get-along folks. You catch more flies with honey, meaning that you get more people to agree with you if you don’t piss them off. The big question is, do you want these people agreeing with you? Let’s say that you could get Rush Limbaugh or Michael Savage over to your side if you were to be nice to him (or, if you are...
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The hypocrite market
Search the word “pornography” on Amazon and you find all these books telling you how to break the addiction, search for “porn”, however, and you find other books that seem to hold a positive view of it. The anti-porn books, I suspect are aimed more at the wives of guys who watch it than at the guys themselves. It’s the kind of book a woman gets for a man as a part of...
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Are vaginas really all that awesome or is the...
If every woman was a slut would there be a market for pornography? For prostitutes? Probably not. But never discount the stupidity of the market. People pay for bottled water. There is the fact that it supposedly tastes better, is cleaner, and you get the appearance of more disposable income than the guy who drinks from the tap. In a world of freely available vaginas and undiscriminating women,...
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How books can be scary
All the words Books for grown-ups have lots of words in them. Lots. Pages with walls of text, and for it all to make sense you have read all of them. You don’t know this guy (risk) You trudge through all of these words and what’s the guarantee that you won’t be bored and full of regret at the end? None. There is no such guarantee. You could go all that effort and still not feel...
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"Sympathy" vs self-interest
The same kind of nitwit thinking that gets you by on a daily basis with your retarded children and you dead-end repetitive job, is not really the kind of thinking that you should apply to matters of state or policy. This is why having a conversation about politics with a moron is so annoying and pointless. Let me give you an example that I came across today: Person 1 got arrested for doing...