Football with babies
In the future we will play football with babies, you know, to increase the stakes a little bit and make sure everybody “takes care of the ball”. Don’t worry, though, they will not be real babies, just clones. Clones will be the new black people by then. How it will work is that we will start out with robotic babies. Imitation babies. They will look real but not really be real, so that the spectators, the fans will be eased into this notion of something really being at stake here. If the baby dies there will be more, you will have a baby-holder with NFL certified babies. The babies will have to be of a standardized length and weight, so that most likely they will be clones of the same person, a white person so as not to send any racist messages. This move to baby-ball will discourage wide-receivers and running backs from spiking them, as that will be seen as “cruel”.
Basketball will not be so easy, though I foresee it being more of a contact sport than it presently is, with pads and helmets. Maybe gun-ball would be better. Dribble and shoot. Each team outfitted with bulletproof vests and 9mm handguns. Maybe the ball will have a small bomb instead and the timer on the bomb will be used instead of a shot-clock. Instead of dunking on somebody you get to shoot them at close range. Why not?
The fact is that porn has nowhere to go from here unless we make something currently illegal, legal. There is too much money to be made from jaded perverts in society. Maybe snuff-films with terminally ill people (think that girl in Fight Club) or bestiality, or necrophilia. The fact is that we are running out of orifices that can be fisted (the oral-fisting thing just is not going to take off), and that experiment with girls eating feces, the test to see how popular it would be, that didn’t really work either except as a spectacle in grossness and to see how far chicks would go when given attention.
Society is jaded and wanting more. The morality of government will have to relax to deal with this, all those ever-hungry perverted imaginations.
