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03/25/2009

Recipe for a compliant society


1. Domed cities
This is less about aesthetics or about clean air than it is about control. You want a greenhouse, a place where you so completely control the citizenry that even what they breathe I not up to them anymore.

Ventilation (by Mikko Miettinen)
2. Crack pumped through the ventilation system
This will keep everybody happy. Instead of a salary in currency you give them a crack high every few hours as an incentive to get more work done. The people who want to get high without working will be weeded out by the real workers themselves.

Soylent_Green (by galip2008)
3. When they have outlived their uselessness they get recycled
Eventually all they will want to do is get high all the time and their productivity will fall. This is the point at which you recycle them and replace them with the young fresh ones who have never been high.




Posted at 3:43 PM (3 years ago) | Permalink

03/24/2009

Who fights your wars?

What kind of people do you get to fight futile wars? Do you send smart people, or people who are ready to die in the service of any objective no matter how pointless? Do you actively recruit and send forth the people who would make life better or the people at home, or the ones we can all do without?

Forget about Iraq or Bush or anything like that. Boil this down to the basic concept. You need a war that will be beneficial for certain reasons, but it not an essential war in that the safety of your citizens is not threatened, and nobody is in any danger of being invaded. Do you go tossing your best at the “enemy” or do you take the opportunity to get rid of some dead weight?

War could be seen as an equivalent of Keynesian hole-digging. You dispatch soldiers to another country, or to your borders, where they wait and, occasionally, die. They send home money as they do all of this, and are kept occupied, maybe even pick up a few skills and most of everybody is happy. But you don’t do this with the people who might actually be getting something done in other areas. You put only your most expendable in danger.




Posted at 7:09 PM (3 years ago) | Permalink

03/24/2009

Real Racism

Comedian Bill Burr says that “real racism is subtle”. And these days it is, due to a real life version of Godwin’s Law, where nobody wants to continue arguing the minute you bring the master race shit into it. The white hood stuff has been relegated to the backwoods and small-towns where nobody expects anybody else to make sense. It belongs to the Palin-lovers or the inner-city Farrakhan-worshipers and people who wish the world would go back 40 or 50 years so that they can feel more at home in it. They can’t handle the subtlety

Real racism, meaning the kind that exists everywhere else, is so subtle that sometimes its presence is hidden even from the racist. Usually what happens is that this person has a definite vision of what racism is in their heads which allows them to condemn other people of their race, but not themselves. I am not a racist because I don’t believe they should be lynched. I am not a racist because I have had those people in my home many times. I am not a racist because I don’t chase them out of my store with a shotgun.

Real racism allows you to have sex with members of another race, have people you can call friends who are from another, hated race, work for a boss who is from that race etc.. It is very inconsistent. Of course, I am not telling you anything you don’t already know.





Posted at 5:04 PM (3 years ago) | Permalink

03/23/2009

Are vaginas really all that awesome or is the female withholding of them just a ploy to drive the value up?

If every woman was a slut would there be a market for pornography? For prostitutes? Probably not. But never discount the stupidity of the market. People pay for bottled water. There is the fact that it supposedly tastes better, is cleaner, and you get the appearance of more disposable income than the guy who drinks from the tap. In a world of freely available vaginas and undiscriminating women, there may still be value in being able to show off by paying for some. Prostitutes would be like Jewelry and pointless accessories for you car. You could say you were looking at porn because you were just so tired of the real-life chicks, thus proving that you were a man of distinction.

Note also that women have freely available penises at present and it just seems to have made them more picky. The glut in the heterosexual penis-market allows women to choose based on other factors apart from willingness to have sex. It is not unreasonable to suppose that if a working female aphrodisiac were to be invented and introduced into the public water-supply, that men would, after the initial phase of excitement, be more and more reluctant to have sex.

So yes, the value is being driven up. But is it being driven up by women? The answer to this question is a definite probably not. Religion is a part of the reason women are less willing to have sex, as well as male cockblocking. No guy wants a world in which other guys get to have sex and they don’t, hence the adoption of rules (by old guys) to restrict coitus. This is why the invention of erection drugs is such a big deal. The old guys who control things don’t want to see morals collapse completely just when they are too old to take advantage of them, they now have a shot at participating when there are orgies in the streets, which means that orgies in the streets are more likely to occur now than they were, say 10 years ago. Religion, for the most part, likes the no-sex thing because it creates a tension that can then be funneled towards other ends. Try getting somebody to strap a bomb to themselves when they know they can go get laid.

Posted at 6:01 PM (3 years ago) | Permalink

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